Anonymous
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Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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stubbsie 0
quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up
Lorysa 11
She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD
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gossip_girl18 0
lmfao well that just made me laugh, if she cooks tonight run
cowsareamazing 0
well, maybe the OP's wife is technologically challenged and accidentally changed her status. Or, maybe she gave her facebook password to a friend who likes to play pranks on people. Or, maybe she is actually some sort of psycho murderer and she is planning on killing OP very soon, and just wanted to give him a head's up. You never know. But just to be safe, you should watch your back, OP.
bummervacation 10
LMFAO! Sleep with one eye open, have a shank with you at all times and cook your own meals from now on (includes sammiches) youll be perfectly safe LOL
deathmask1997 10
But what if she poisoned everything?
mangochicxx 0
Oh shit. Keep a knife with you at all times
jbrizzle17 0
watch your back
carpediem9_fml 0
Hahaha aw OP, you have my sympathy. it sounds so cute, the way you worded it.
bodoquito89 0
you should be scared .... and wondering what u did to make her that mad
SirtTerrythe3rd 0
lol, we need Dramatic Prairie Dog.
shananigans 0
Haha that's pretty funny, I'd probably do that as a prank to freak out my husband. xD ...Then again, our mutual facebook friends probably wouldn't find it so funny...
NyopQ 6
#14 AMEN TO THAT.