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FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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luvsux904 0

Hahahaha... You'll be fine... Just don't eat her cooking and sleep with BOTH your eyes open. :)

scotty1234 0

buy a freaken gun and kill her be for you die

i would move and not tell anyone....divorce papers in the mail through the lawyers office

I was literally lolingg !

violily301 0

this sounds more like an mlia =D

afallingstar 22

I would do that...just to scare the shit out of my husband

FYL. If I were you, I'd be scared, too.

samyslamajamma 0

Run like hell, or talk to her, with a pistol behind your back, or a 8 inch knife, just to make sure.

bluesclues72 0

lmfao! that's the funniest thing i've heard in a lonnnggg time XD