Anonymous
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Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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stubbsie 0
quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up
Lorysa 11
She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD
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Comments (399)
luvsux904 0
Hahahaha... You'll be fine... Just don't eat her cooking and sleep with BOTH your eyes open. :)
scotty1234 0
buy a freaken gun and kill her be for you die
desh_fml 0
i would move and not tell anyone....divorce papers in the mail through the lawyers office
kha77 0
I was literally lolingg !
violily301 0
this sounds more like an mlia =D
afallingstar 22
I would do that...just to scare the shit out of my husband
ed11 1
lmfao
lesleea 0
FYL. If I were you, I'd be scared, too.
samyslamajamma 0
Run like hell, or talk to her, with a pistol behind your back, or a 8 inch knife, just to make sure.
bluesclues72 0
lmfao! that's the funniest thing i've heard in a lonnnggg time XD