Anonymous
United States
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
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MaximumRide 0
Get a new family.
narks 0
Poor thing, this is a real FML =/
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sugar_407 0
This is literally the first time I have read an FML in the past 4 months that has made me crack up. fyl indeed
LyricalChaos 0
Sorry about your fam...this is one of the few fml's out there that's actually an fml. I lost it at the 'who's your daddy' part though XD
phuresh2death 0
ah this had me to tears from laughing lol whos your daddy!
silent_singer 0
I moderated this one!
bobbysnickers 0
FAKE you sister just sits there 'completely stoned' and your mother is fine and doesnt do a thing about it? your dad is yelling at ribs he is eating? this seems more like a joke than a FML
aiezaiza 0
I lol'd at the Dad part
loosekites 0
FML sucks so much now?
mysterystar 0
haha ydi for having an awesome family
jcommie 0
Sounds more like a F your Mom's Life.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
Family Counseling maybe?