Anonymous
United States
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
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MaximumRide 0
Get a new family.
narks 0
Poor thing, this is a real FML =/
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llamakidderp 0
Move out and don't do drugs. Herp derp.
paradox1234 1
The perfect family breakfast!
rachilio 26
What were u doing?
WildInTheStreets 5
Sounds like a good life.
deathzombie1314 0
What were you doing??
Courtney_Sanders 6
I'm sorry, but I have a hard time believing this is a real story.
Joey01616 0
Did the barbeque tell your dad who it's daddy was?
WickedClownMCL 1
I wish mu family was like that.
pexy_fml 16
What happened
agree 3
sounds like a sweet party