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FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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MaximumRide 0

Get a new family.

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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SoIcyKoolin 0

Damn..

bobbybill0519 7

thats not an fml... its ****** hilarious

salsalover_12 5

to the ribs: (italian accent)"are you talkin to me? are YOU talkin to ME?!" "oh yeah ribs well i ****** your mom last night! yeah thats right whos your daddy?!"

Lindsay Lohan maybe?

That must be one killer Thanksgiving. X]

and wat were u doing ???? hahah

hihowudern 0

kisskizzy I <3 ur pic

Haha thts awesome ^.^ i want a family like that

lol