Miscellaneous: Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister...

Anonymous 13 September 2009, 09:27 United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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MaximumRide 0

13 September 2009, 16:18

Get a new family.

narks 0

13 September 2009, 16:21

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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somethingawesome 9

13 September 2009, 18:05

Then what were you doing?

jonny2x4 0

13 September 2009, 18:09

I think you left out the part where some other family member announced that they were gay. Just another day in America. (facepalm)

Satyromaniac 0

13 September 2009, 18:17

Lol my family is ****** up too but luckily not like that, we are just really seperated and my dad absolutely ******* stinks, my mum does too, we live in a nice town but our house is a complete shithole because my dad bought it thinking "I'll do it up once we've settled in" but he never did it up, so we are living in a shitty house when he earns a white collar wage. There are people who are unemployed who have a nicer house than we do. It doesn't matter though because I'm going to move out of the shithole when I go to university

anonymous69_fml 0

13 September 2009, 18:39

that sounds awesome! how is this an FML?

Silverill 0

13 September 2009, 20:20

he forgot to poke at his sister

XxCoolPersonxX 0

13 September 2009, 18:46

hahahahahhahahahahha this made me laugh a whole lot lol poor mom lol

optimistic91 0

13 September 2009, 18:55

hey listen it doesnt matter wht happened or how ur parents r, every1 has his problems. jst dnt let it get to u, dnt let this ruin ur life. on the contrary let this drive u into becoming the best u can be, so tht u will find a way out from this mess. so u could bulid a better life in for ur future. hope u take my advice.gdluck.

Narzhul 0

13 September 2009, 19:05

Hey listen, it doesn't matter what happened or how your education is, everyone has their problems. Just don't let it get to you, don't let this ruin your life. On the contrary, let this drive you to becoming the best you can be, so that you will find a way out of this mess and spell better in the future. Hope you take my advice, good luck. OP, you win FML