Miscellaneous: Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister...

Anonymous 13 September 2009, 09:27 United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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MaximumRide 0

13 September 2009, 16:18

Get a new family.

narks 0

13 September 2009, 16:21

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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babygirlblue 0

13 September 2009, 21:18

That sounds a little to effed up to be true...

megaboy 0

13 September 2009, 21:25

wow, this sounds just like my family. except my older brother shoots up using my bike lock to tie off his arm, my mom thinks she's 16 when she's 43 and smokes weed with my two underage cousins who live with us and stole all my friends and turned them into stoners, my paranoid schizophrenic father who can barely walk and weighs 500 pounds and talks like a baby. it sucks. older brother beats everyone in the house, is 20, and gets all of my things. car, which he destroyed. bike, which he wrecked. ipod(s), which he sold. sucks buddy, but i relate lol.

ky_stone22 0

14 September 2009, 01:08

Wow. That...that really really sucks. Honestly, I hope you survive. OP: I'm sorry, but I laughed. WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!

Insane_Tea 15

20 April 2011, 03:38

Megaboy stop your bitchin'. Make your own fml if you wanna feel sympathy.

cheetahboo2010 5

13 September 2009, 21:48

Danggg. FYL to the mother. And to the OP, of course. Because apparently they don't like that lifestyle? Sounds pretty hilarious to me though, haha.

souldrifter 0

13 September 2009, 22:14

Thanks for posting this. It makes my life look like a fairytale in comparison. Thankfully, I live alone now, so don't have to worry about idiots ... unless I invite them over. ;)