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FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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MaximumRide 0

Get a new family.

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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Once again mortal inhabitants of the internet. Anonymous has trolled you.

This made my day

agree with #2, I was actually about to say that myself lol ;D

LlamaAlana 6

FYM(om's)L.

that describes life in missouri

more like f your moms life.

I literally laughed do hard

Miss_gord 0

wow.you need a vacation....

meganpineapple 0

win.

Is your dad Simon Le Bon?