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Anonymous United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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MaximumRide 0

Get a new family.

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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This is what you call a glimpse of the future. If you want more for your life, get out now. Find a way. You may love them, but you don't have to live and be like that. That's why there are student loans for college no matter your age. Join the military. Be a nanny. Just run hard and run fast. It doesn't mean you love them any less. It just means you want more for your future. You're smart, you can do it. Just remember, anything worth gaining is worth suffering for. Don't expect it to happen over night. Im sure your mother loves you, but do you think that maybe when she goes to bed at night she wonders what she could have done with her life? That doesn't apply to the people you love, but to the situation she finds herself in. Everyone wants to have their life mean or count for something. Don't complain unless you are willing to do something about it.

This isn't funny.

DeadMansCrack 4

Wow, some of these FMLs aren't even funny, they're just depressing.

Dont worry, most people living in trailer parks deal with this. You're no different from anyone else.

Wow, that sucks. Here's your chance to be your mom's favourite child by not behaving like your sister or dad. It may not solve everything, but I'm sure it will make your mom feel a tad bit better.

Now u gotta wait for the dog to pee on ur sister

Wow I don't even wan't to know about your dog.

This FML is sad 'cause it reminds me of the waste of space family I have. I think yours might be worse though, so... sorry. I actually feel genuinely upset for you. :/

That's freaking hilarious!

lmfao! fyl-really-FYL. I'm REALLY sorry for you, but the way you worded it is great!