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Anonymous United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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MaximumRide 0

Get a new family.

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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Lmao hahahhaa Your Dad . Oh Lord ! Haha

Wow this has got to be the biggest FLY I've read about yet, and even so they made a cartoon out of it. Because real families with alcoholics and substance addicts are funny. Ha. Ha. -_-

Wow, this FML just made me sad. OP, if you can, get the hell out. I bet your mom will help you if your dad and sister won't.

Well, at least your mom's sane.

This picture is alright... Doesn't look awesome

That's awful <3 I'm so sorry for you man!

Sounds like a real party O_o.

Nemo123654 11

Damn

Nice family you got there