Anonymous
United States
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
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MaximumRide 0
Get a new family.
narks 0
Poor thing, this is a real FML =/
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Labyrinth13 20
Sounds like your family is a lot of fun to be around.
bluestar_fml 12
Time to move out!
xadoringx 29
Wow FYL .. your poor mom
Rababco 29
I feel worse for OP's mom. All families are a little dysfunctional and crazy in one way or another. If this happens on occasion, I wouldn't worry too much about it. At least your dad's funny and crazy when he's drunk; he could be abusive, then you'd have a real problem. If this is a regular occurrence in your family than I think it's time for substance abuse or family therapy. Maybe your family could star in a reality TV show or be the inspiration for a sitcom or cartoon like Family Guy.
MattFrost 10
Well you are American
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Well that's depressing!
Foreverheavyn 7
Are you the creepy guy smiling in the window?
Wilde2222 9
wait, that's not a normal household?
blackwidowtaco 31
Wow, what a great memory
WPL 10
dick your life. up and down.