Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML
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simplysarcastics 26
Respect her values dude, if you love her enough you will wait. And loosing her virginity is much different than her job.
fuzz97 23
well, you can't get pregnant from a cow's ass
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Comments (240)
Megan639 16
Don't be a jackass, jackass.
redbandit9877 12
These things take time, and are very special to some people. Just be patient and everything will probably work out in the end!
SlapAndTickle 20
She's a virgin, respect that. If you can't be supportive then find someone else. I do have to say, she's been dating you for this long... be happy she's not sleeping on you with every guy in a 5 mile radius.
sajupt 17
She probably might, if someone showed her how to touch it...
havok87 11
If she's waiting for marriage, dump her. You always test drive the vehicle before making the down payment. It's how you make sure you don't get a lemon.
Ameel_fml 19
Good job comparing women to cars. /s
NagainaFier 16
As opposed to my wordy rant, I have decided to just down grade to one simple question; How well has that mindset been working out for ya, buddy? But seriously, people these days seem to forget it takes more than sexual compatibility to make a relationship work long term.
Azail 15
You sir are an asshole of epic proportions and frankly just another contaminant in the gene pool. Hope you don't have kids
HigherChamp 11
if you're saying her shoving her hand up a cows ass is sexual "you're going to have a bad time" lol
Pensu 12
How is that relevant at all? If all you can offer her is "having sex with me is less gross than fisting a cow!" then I can't say I fault her for waiting.
Ray_of_midnight 23
I think if it takes more than about a half-dozen dates for sex to happen, I'm gonna conclude the other party isn't interested and go elsewhere.
Ynasia 5
there's this thing called "waiting til marriage" that some people still practice...
Evolving_Squid 15
Heh, wait till marriage. Like sex is some special event like a cure for cancer.
noncom 12
Well by having sex before marriage, you lose all intimacy. You lose all of your secrets
Evolving_Squid 15
It takes a pretty pathetic human being to lose all chance of intimacy simply by having sex before some ceremony.
Iniezian 18
If you've been dating a long time, then you need to re-evaluate your relationship. If it looks like you won't be getting anything for the forseeable future, think hard about whether you are willing to wait for her, and if not, break up and move on. But NEVER, EVER try pressuring her into sex.