Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML
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Op here, I appreciate the support and understanding from all of u! I'm so sorry that happened to u a lot #68. I laughed at some of the more perverted comments and their responses, and I appreciate that no one has made any homophobic remarks. My parents weren't being too graphic, but they were making a lot of inferences and putting on the moves. It was not fun. Keep up all the hilarious comments! I can't believe this got accepted!!! XD
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TymeToTry_fml 11
And before homophobes intervenes, it doesn't matter what kind of family you have: hearing your parents talk about their sex life can be disturbing. Hard to imagine your parents not as innocent as you saw them. :p
aimbug 42
Sometimes there's things you don't need to share with family.
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Comments (71)
kenwolfy 14
Lol. Priceless
rldostie 19
Most parents don't argue. Some do or some have spats (all couples argue at some point) but I think it's very sad that you think most married couples fight all the time and don't get along.
Dburt 6
That's why homos shouldn't be married.
heartofhannah 28
There's always one.
ilpazzo_fml 10
Are they at least hot?
Xion0014 20
Yuck. X: No one likes to hear about their parents' sexual adventures...
Dominus101 20
I am sorry OP you had to listen to Story Time about the "The Birds & the Bees" Ahem .....excuse me I meant the "Bees & the Bees"
withered 30
This is one of those situtations where your friends would be laughing their asses of if they were there with you but you yourself end up being traumatized xD
cesarlosada1980 2
Fu@&k two moms
sadiej 8
My parents did this all the time ?
pranil 14
the HORROR!!!! cant imagine ur condition