Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML
erase_my_ears tells us more.
Op here, I appreciate the support and understanding from all of u! I'm so sorry that happened to u a lot #68. I laughed at some of the more perverted comments and their responses, and I appreciate that no one has made any homophobic remarks. My parents weren't being too graphic, but they were making a lot of inferences and putting on the moves. It was not fun. Keep up all the hilarious comments! I can't believe this got accepted!!! XD
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TymeToTry_fml 11
And before homophobes intervenes, it doesn't matter what kind of family you have: hearing your parents talk about their sex life can be disturbing. Hard to imagine your parents not as innocent as you saw them. :p
aimbug 42
Sometimes there's things you don't need to share with family.
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erase_my_ears 16
Op here, I appreciate the support and understanding from all of u! I'm so sorry that happened to u a lot #68. I laughed at some of the more perverted comments and their responses, and I appreciate that no one has made any homophobic remarks. My parents weren't being too graphic, but they were making a lot of inferences and putting on the moves. It was not fun. Keep up all the hilarious comments! I can't believe this got accepted!!! XD
oksureeee 8
Can everyone please not comment anything homophobic
_Marlin_123 4
fags
Someweirdhobo 12
Just really throw them off balence when they make those"jokes" reply simply with giggidy.