Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML
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Op here, I appreciate the support and understanding from all of u! I'm so sorry that happened to u a lot #68. I laughed at some of the more perverted comments and their responses, and I appreciate that no one has made any homophobic remarks. My parents weren't being too graphic, but they were making a lot of inferences and putting on the moves. It was not fun. Keep up all the hilarious comments! I can't believe this got accepted!!! XD
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TymeToTry_fml 11
And before homophobes intervenes, it doesn't matter what kind of family you have: hearing your parents talk about their sex life can be disturbing. Hard to imagine your parents not as innocent as you saw them. :p
aimbug 42
Sometimes there's things you don't need to share with family.
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Comments (71)
writergirl1029 17
That's so awkward and wrong. No kid wants to hear about what their parent does in the bedroom. And I thought no parent wanted to divulge that information to their kids...
xTommytheGUNx 15
at least you don't live in a home were if your parents found out you were bi they would disown you like me
tika12991 15
Oh shit, I'm sorry that happened to you :-( I was so lucky with my parents.
baxterlondon 10
******* faggots
Polynomial 28
Suck a fat one.
worldclassrager 41
At times it's best not to think people are joking...couldn't you just walk away?
BurnInDemonFire 39
You had two choices here: First, simply leave the room. Second, one up them. Assuming you have an active sex life, of course. Although, you could always talk about 2 Girls 1 Cup in great detail.
Deerslayer2817 5
This post is gay
GeorgiaBea 28
Oh don't be a prude... You had to be made somehow...
fsomelife 26
Clearly not this way.
crackyeggy 9
They weren't made by lesbian sex.
Cian_1 28
I will give you all my money (a massive £100, you'll be rich!) if they don't argue. :P
wordygirl 11
Two classy ladies indeed. Sad.
Lars93 18
wait you're the child of a lesbian couple.