Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to stop making such vulgar jokes, they turned to me and said, "What makes you think we were joking?" They then clarified that they were in fact being completely serious. FML
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Op here, I appreciate the support and understanding from all of u! I'm so sorry that happened to u a lot #68. I laughed at some of the more perverted comments and their responses, and I appreciate that no one has made any homophobic remarks. My parents weren't being too graphic, but they were making a lot of inferences and putting on the moves. It was not fun. Keep up all the hilarious comments! I can't believe this got accepted!!! XD
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TymeToTry_fml 11
And before homophobes intervenes, it doesn't matter what kind of family you have: hearing your parents talk about their sex life can be disturbing. Hard to imagine your parents not as innocent as you saw them. :p
aimbug 42
Sometimes there's things you don't need to share with family.
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Comments (71)
MidnaLink 35
WHAT would make them even think that's okay? You don't need to know about that. That's disgusting.
oyeh 19
What child wouldn't want to know about their parents' sex lives? (Not.)
pizzaslut247 12
when you cannot unhear the unhearable.
Lalala579121 28
Well if you could unhear the unhearable then it wouldn't be unhearable now would it.
thatonetribute 31
Oh, gross. No kid wants to imagine that! That is somewhat poor parenting, to be talking explicitly in front of your child.
bonermonkey 31
most of my friends parents do it. I think they just forget how mortifying it is when its your parents, regardless of how old you are.
juggalo2 22
I blame the liberals.
vikky538 29
Agh..
amberdea404 28
Parent sex life=every child's nightmare.
pacman490 21
That's so much worse
CaroLouWho 10
I'm so sorry. That's a mental image nobody needs in their heads.
NYGiants1925 22
That's awful. No one wants to hear their parents talk about that