Today, my trunk froze shut with my Christmas presents inside. Since it was still shut, I went to the store. When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open. All of my gifts were gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I was driving into work in my hubby’s truck. It’s his pride and joy. I managed to both get a flat tire and lock my keys inside the truck at a gas station, with my face mask also inside. Oh, and it’s 19 degrees. At least it’s sunny. FML
Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
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Charleybelle 14
Someone probably just tried harder to open it than you did
love_me_electric 20
Or maybe this happened a couple days ago but was just posted now?
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Comments (42)
Pix3lJunk 12
So now I know from where came my new tablet. Lol jk sorry for your loss.
onorexveritas 24
part of me thinks it logical that the trunk would open after the ice melted, being that cars usually respond to commands sooner or later. therefore, I would agree YDI. but perhaps you aren't a logical thinker? therefore FYL
jdbaby02 5
Lies
nukemdukem 8
Hopefully the tornado from the viral Internet video took it
1dvs_bstd 41
Seasons greetings. No, FYL
cchan034 23
It was the grinch !
Morqan_Freeman 14
Its okay its the thought that counts. Wait...
chris_a7x 11
Somethin like that happened to me. I was at taco bell and my door didn't shut all the way for some reason. All that was in there was hockey tape tho.
djinnyf 12
Funny, my trunk is often frozen open, and i never lost any item what so ever... Not on the highway nor small roads...
sulitak 27
it was parked. people stole the gifts
vbmg152 19
Are there no morals in this world? I wouldn't take someone else's belongings no matter what!