Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML
Today, my toddler was supposed to be taking a nap. Instead, he decided it was the perfect time to remove his own nappy for the first time ever. He painted his walls, floor, bed and body, then started crying because he was dirty. FML
Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
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NoMercy_fml 0
Were you "pissed" off?
xHaniffax 0
Awwwwwe how cute
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Comments (117)
Eiger 0
Your toddler has the sense of humor of a toddler.
sadiesykes 0
ew.
DrunkenLullaby 0
Toddler owned.
mushyman 0
wait till he learns how to poo!!!!!! :)
Glazed 0
You got R.Kelly'ed by a toddler
nafiul93 0
lmaooooo
whoahanna 0
Haha. yum.
lottofee 0
what a great moment to remember!
bohemond_fml 0
Isn't that the kind of thing a parent is supposed to laugh about and clean up? Not say your life is ******, because it surely is not.
nuclear 0
I accidentally replied... :D
nuclear 0
#17 is right.. Parents are always so happy-go-lucky when it comes to their kids and the adorable things they do. I'd think this would go under one of those AWWW-isnt-he-or-she-the-cutest-it's-cute-because-they-don't-know-the-difference-between-right-and-wrong-yet moments not I'm-going-to-write-away-try-to-get-this-posted-on-FML.. Alright I think you all get the point :)
SwordSlasher 0
Not at all...this isn't yer kid dropping a plate of spaghetti all over the ground, this is having a bowl of piss splashed in your face. that's disgusting. FHL indeed
Juli_fml 0
wow he must be really strong and at least it was just piss and not poop
TenderizeMe 0
so what? deal with it, it might have been refreshing
crazysk8guy 0
I hate little kids
sweetpea4621 0
That's so fkd up how can u hate a little kid asshole