Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML
Today, my daughter lightly bumped her hand on a wall, cried and screamed for 5 minutes, vomited, then passed out. She’s 19. FML
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML
Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
Today, my daughter called 911. Why? Because she couldn't get the images to show up on her phone. She's 12. FML
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kvdfan 7
Has your daughter ever taken an IQ test? just curious
kimmi41509 10
She kept scratching even though it hurt that bad and did enough damage to get taken to the hospital? She needs help.
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Comments (152)
The_Irish_0ne 0
Kids were probably teasing her about them. Actually not probably, definitely. Middle school kids are dicks and will attack anything about a person. Honestly ask your daughter if people are picking in her. My brother is in middle school and one of his classmates commuted suicide because he was bullied so much, honestly look in to what's wrong with her.
OceanBlueSea 12
Fail...
coolchickluciana 2
Your daughter is stupid!
chasity_27 2
That was probably the result of her being teased at school or something of that nature. You should really talk to your daughter and see what actually caused her to harm herself. She's 13, she knows freckles just don't wash away, there must be something deeper than what the situation is...
skyeyez9 25
Now she.will prob have intense scarring to go along with her freckles. Since it was severe enough to warrant a trip to the hospital.
UltimateGIRness 16
I hope that it works out and that there are no scars
jmreed 1
sounds like she its being bullied in school. you should look into it and try to stop it before she does something worse to herself.
doglover100 29
Seems like she was being bullied.
cheer4everever 0
Did it work?
xatemyheartx 4
She definitely needs help. And it didn't have to be because if bullies, many times a person's own hate toward themselves or any characteristic of their body is enough for them to do crazy things.