Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Messed up
Today, my therapist told me she can’t see me by herself anymore because frankly I have so many problems, I need separate therapists, each with their own specialties, to work together on me as a team. I didn’t think it was that bad. FML
Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML
Funny story
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
Special case
Today, and every time I meet a new therapist for support, I’m told that my issues are out of their scope of practice, and I get referred to someone who’s supposed to more experienced, and then get told the same thing. I’m too fucked up to even get the therapy I need to get better. FML
Transference
Today, my psychiatrist of 6 years suddenly and out of nowhere told me I need to see someone else. She gave me the equivalent of the "it's not you, it's me" speech. Actually her assistant told me via email. I basically got broken up with by someone I was paying a lot of money to talk to. FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Next!
Today, my therapist broke up with me after almost 3 years. I can’t pay people to listen to my problems. FML
Today, my psychologist broke up with me, professionally. It's alright though, she told me it's her, not me. FML
Breakups are hard
Today, and for the last three months, I’ve felt super incompatible with my therapist, but I don’t know how to fire her. FML
Top comments
drawmesunshine 17
And how does that make you feel?
awsome13 10
So get your money back
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Comments (195)
nenaboricua1221 2
Omg my theropist did that to me too -_-
alsgirl 24
You're screwier than my Aunt Rita. And she's a screw!
dirtybiirdy_fml 0
fake - saw this one Facebook last week
smitzer 7
Thats what my therapist said
appforthat 9
Welcome to irony, we've been expecting you.
trey600rr 22
this sounds like my therapist, if I had one!
TBfml15 9
This has happened to me more than once actually,in fact I made two of my therapists end up getting therapists.
fantasyworld 39
Therapists have different ranges of specialities and know what they are able to handle. She still could have said it better.
jinkiesscooby 3
I'm sorry op. But you just have to remember therapist can specialize in a lot of different areas. I don't think yours meant to hurt you. They just weren't qualified to help you in the areas you needed.
jndukes05 9
I'd probably be told the same thing lol