Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
Today, I called over my math teacher to ask a question. I have a really bad cold. I asked him about a problem and he reached over my desk to point at the diagram and explain it. Then I suddenly had to sneeze and I got tons of snot all over his hand and arm. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, after our teacher had said this class would be very important and that we should take notes, instead of writing notes, I brought a recorder to class. After class, I listened to the recording, and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
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XmasaX 24
Talk about paranoia...
poppunkette 22
*sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle sniffle* in code your teach is an idiot
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Comments (104)
Saraishi 25
Go to the director and expose the situation. If she doesn't have proof of cheating she will have to give you the test again.
anonypanda 2
"I suspect that you two are cheating. My reason, you have a cold." This is a real stretch
someguyhere 12
See life if simple... if your sick you stay home. If its a college final, inform the professor upon arrival and request for a retest later or by your self. Showing up sick is simple you not respecting those around you and if you did the right thing you never would of been in that situation.
Ilikepie82479 20
Dude that would be so cool
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Teachers are weird..
latteboy50 12
are you kidding me? dude, she WILL get fired for that if you prove that you weren't doing that.
LOLouis_fml 24
I smell some court money!
Pendragon55555 10
Can you tell the administration, and make her give you a fair grade?
jodielee 1
same thing happend on who wants to be a millionaire they were actully comunicating through coughing. Would defo appeal that tho.
boydope420 8
Nose Morse code?