Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Something's not right when even the teachers are becoming the victims of bullying...
saIty 17
You should have then ripped of your shirt and tried to act like a green angry ripped monster. That would scare the poop out of your students.
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Comments (86)
bobbilight13 1
What a bunch of punks. When did being disrespectful become so cool? I never caught on.
WaSiSimiLang 8
This is what happens when teachers are no longer allowed to touch the students. You kids want to fight for freedom but give the adults ample ammo to discipline you? Smh
katdaiken 16
No no no no and just no! That is not the reason! Do you think going up to a grade 1 and DRAGGING THEM BY THEIR ARM to the office is going to help a situation? I witnessed this when I was a kid and it only made things worse no what has caused this is the media, peer pressure, and so many other issues that I'm not even going to get into it. I've been in 5 schools as a coop and am in college to work with kids and I have NEVER laid my hand on a student yet the situation wa resolved. Weird, huh?
Narelon 12
77, just think - if modern society would implement a stricter regime in schools, kids wouldn't screw around and abuse teachers.
patrickalamo 48
In TX we still allow paddeling....
Enslaved 38
But you still need the parents' consent first, right? Not too many parents would allow someone else to touch their kids. But watch out when Jr. gets home, though! Lol Paddling was also allowed in my school growing up but I was a good student back then. I only had detention once and had to write my times tables to the 12s. I think I would have rather taken one or two quick spanks, given the choice.
NoobHat 6
After finding your glasses you should have happily announced, "pop quiz!"
rkmepm 16
More like pop the turtle quiz :)
tygerarmy 35
Question 1) List everyone who took my glasses: 2) Why was I called turtle? 3) Name all 4 ninja turtles? 4) Name every type of turtle living and extinct: Note this Quiz is worth 15% of your final grade.
katdaiken 16
67- I would absolutely love to see those tests afterwards LOL
ricinator 11
why a turtle? now that I think about it, turtles don't really have squinty eyes at all... you must be a bad teacher :P
rkmepm 16
Your logic amuses me, you turtle
Enslaved 38
What does a ho and turtle have in common? When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
LadyLexi 0
Lemmie guess: people did this to you in elementary, middle school, and high school? Ah, the fun never ends...
kareltje 17
YDI for lacking the authority to keep your students in check. Grow some balls and show them whose the boss!
mandibreann1212 6
Who's*
BloodyMary666 24
Mean bastards
perdix 31
You should have thrown off all your clothes and said you were a Naked Mole Rat. You'd have gotten your glasses back in five seconds, and the students would probably have chipped in to buy you Lasik surgery so no one ever had to see that again!