Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Something's not right when even the teachers are becoming the victims of bullying...
saIty 17
You should have then ripped of your shirt and tried to act like a green angry ripped monster. That would scare the poop out of your students.
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Comments (86)
Lina92_fml 5
I would've given a pop quiz as soon as I found my glasses
TrippingOnAcid 29
You had me at "and called me a turtle" Your class sound awesome
Wapoosh 3
I guess you liked the name considering your username..
MDNative 6
fail every single one of them
winningbacons 8
This is just my opinion but if you let that happen for that long, you deserved it. The way many kids learn is by pushing the rules to see exactly how much they can get away with. If you let them get away with that much, then you really need to rethink your teaching method.
ForeverJasmine 26
You have to somehow punish them or they'll keep on bullying you. Kids can be real monsters sometimes
Tyrax 16
I'd have made pop quizzes with blurry, indistinct letters, written in Klingon. Every day for a week. Then said that between the 5 quuzzes, that was 25% of the final grade for the quarter.
jeffery540639 6
Is that you mr Coleman?????
Tim Carver 9
grow a set of balls and suspend them all