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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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haha thats like my mom grounding me for having two sock drawers... i was being 'unorganized'

You have nothing to worry about unless the dog got a boner watching you nekkid. As long as you didn't give the dog a "release", there shouldn't be a problem. Maybe your stepmom has something going on with said dog but is keeping it on the down-low.

dphilipson12 0

texans are kind dumb.

little *****. but wait why is that a fml?

how would u like to have ur step mom call u a **** for having the dog seen you naked (which she mysteriously knew O.o)

lilypearl71 0

your step mother has serious issues.

Wow, she's right. Get some self respect! Er..

texas_justice 0

...insults from anonymous cowards, hahahahahaha.

TempestJones 0

Did anyone else think of Carrie and the psycho crazy religious mother???? O.o

was he hard while he saw you??

drifter5031 0

your moms a tool