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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

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wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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x805xUnknown 6

Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!

Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...

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Of course your stepmom would get mad at you --- You made her wiener dog get long and hard.

We need photografic evidence! :D

wow... that's really stupid of your step mom

mmmazingmary <3

I can deducted from this story that there is only one Bitch in your house.

jasoncard33 0

so what you are not a ****

Pics or it didn't happen

Reminds me of Victorian age prudishness. Did you know table skirts were to keep people from seeing table legs and that what you put in a roasted bird was called 'dressing' because calling it 'stuffing' was considered too obscene?

haha did it start ******* you?