ughno
United States
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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ughno 0
wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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x805xUnknown 6
Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!
canzo378 0
Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...
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julieee015 0
wow *****!! haha ;D
Kenpachi_fml 0
well YDI for tryin to have butt-sex w/ the dog u pedo
ladykat 0
The stars at night are big and bright... deap in the heart of TEXAS!!!!
GiganTronic 0
They're so bright because all the stupid screws with the atmosphere, creating an interstellar magnifying glass. I've performed clinical tests so you KNOW that all of what I said is fact. Real fact. With authentic battle damage.
lo1337a 1
After an hour, the thought had never occurred to you to go into a different room & shut the door, or go elsewhere? Take a shower where she's drowned out by running water? Are you that stupid?
AluraShadowHunte 0
One flaw to that, her step mother might take that as a sign of disrepect and then harp on her some more about that.
alexandraa_fml 0
Where am I?
lonewolfxxx 0
You are now in, The Twilight Zone. *cue the music*
juniorsgay 0
what a bitch
theelysium 0
your step mom has issues. this is mental abuse. if you are still in school go speak to your counsler about your mentally abusive step mom.
1733817338 0
hahaha awesome idea!
adharkach 0
by stepmum, you mean she's not related to your dad, right?
1733817338 0
no shes not related to you... your rents got divorce then re married to someone else, aka step mom or dad
1733817338 0
stupid when ppl say that cause why would u have a camera while it happened randomly?? oh look my moms yelling at me im putting it on fml.com *takes pic* ah good proof uh noooo sorry
dugumit 0
something tells me there is more to this story than just a dog.