ughno
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Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML
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ughno 0
wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha
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x805xUnknown 6
Your such a *****!! How could you do that?!
canzo378 0
Ask your step mom how many of her ex-boyfriend were dogs...
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alicia_was_here 3
why were you getting naked in front of your dog? if he was in your room or in the bathroom with you, thats fine? but why would you tell your stepmother? unless you were getting naked in the middle of the house, in which case... thats kind of slutty.
softballer22 0
wooo, go nebraskasa.. lollol
timmmehh 0
Girl from Texas - you have more makeup on than the hooker OJ killed in back of McDonalds. And you also photoshopped the shit out of it. Natural beauty saywhat? you shouldn't have been the girl to post that comment. And to the people whining about how her mom knew, the dog probably got in her room and she yelled "get out ____ I'm naked!"
softballer22 0
..and 361 FTW!
darkmis1 18
WTF?
ClearD 0
pics or it didn't happen
bubbles987 0
wow. you're step-mom should get a life.
gwinsdavineraven 0
My step-mom yells at me all the time too for stupid shit. Maybe ours could be friends. lol. THat's be hell
realangelofdeath 0
how could you????? I'm disgusted. hahaha.
hellyjellybean 0
God poor you. Maybe your mother should make your dog wear clothes so you don't see him naked. haha What a psycho. My parents are a bit nutty and I'm guessing religious like yours?, the one and only time my dog humped anything they acted like it was really obscene. None of us have any problem getting naked in front of her though because we don't have guilty bestial feelings and I don't think she fancies humans, it's completely non-sexual for god's sake. Your step mother must be soooo stupid.
mohzee_fml 0
you are a **** for posting to the world that you were naked...no good girl would talk this way. therefore your step mom is right...learn some manners
kikiface 1
hahaha sorry i guess op didn't realize this is the year 1870
mohzee_fml 0
I guess you're a **** too... Just cause the world thinks it's right to talk this way... doesnt make it right! You want to find a good guy, be a good girl!
kikiface 1
clearly you are from afghanistan or some other country where women & their bodies are considered disgusting and vulgar. this isn't the victorian era anymore, i suggest you grow the **** up and get with the times. i'd much rather find a nice AMERICAN guy whose view of the world isn't ass-backwards like yours