Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML
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freylero 5
Basically, he's had hamsters that have dies before, and we always gave them a funeral... so I didn't want to bury him in a plastic tube so my husband gave me the job of removing the hamster....
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perdix 31
You should have blown it out. It would have been hilarious if the fat, dead hamster hit your kid like a blowgun dart. Hilarious for us; years of therapy for the kid.
Maxine17 8
"MUM?!" *shocked face*
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Comments (110)
portlandrima 0
LMAO best FML ever
whatevaaaa 0
what?? a rattle toy! thats worst then getting it taxidermed! poor hamster, R.I.P. besides dont worry too much about it your son will get over it.
Samabenjamim 0
lmao
RatofDeath 0
YDI for referring to an Animal with "it". No wonder your son thinks you killed the Hamster.
freylero 5
Also, we were unsure of it's gender...
towell777 0
i love how animal has a capital A
Calumae 8
That's because it's the first letter of the sentence. You're supposed to capitalize it.
Calumae 8
Oops I realized what your comment was referring too. Never mind. Sorry.
guy_whos_sad 0
Here is what you do: buy him a puppy he will forget all about it.
Incubuss 0
LMAO, this is classic!
amandawins 0
Hamsters don't get overweight, really, unless you feed them sugar and bread . . . they just grow huge. YDI for not taking care of your hamster and making sure it has a cage that suits it! :( How long was it stuck in the tube before it died? Maybe it just . . .died there.
the_stereotype 0
so...you're taking care of your son's hamster instead of him...and the hamster is fat. hmm...sounds like someone's been doing some spoiling.
sojo898 0
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lets_be_ian 5
at least he didnt' catch you rolling a live hamster up into a toilet paper roll... then you would really have som 'splaining to do. Of course it would have made the FML much much more classic. I suppose if he is to young to get the reference it wouldn't matter to him, but I would have laughed my ass off.