Today, my son's hamster died. It was overweight and got stuck in its plastic tube. My 6 year old son came downstairs to me smashing a plastic tube with a dead hamster in it on the kitchen table. He thinks I killed it. FML
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freylero 5
Basically, he's had hamsters that have dies before, and we always gave them a funeral... so I didn't want to bury him in a plastic tube so my husband gave me the job of removing the hamster....
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perdix 31
You should have blown it out. It would have been hilarious if the fat, dead hamster hit your kid like a blowgun dart. Hilarious for us; years of therapy for the kid.
Maxine17 8
"MUM?!" *shocked face*
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freylero 5
...If anyone's interested... the hamster's nose fell off.
allmidnighteyes 11
Hahaha, oh my. "Mother, this one's broken, send it back! i want a new one!" I had no idea Mr. Potato Head came in a hamster edition.
BlobfishUnite 14
You really shouldn't go into grotesque detail like this...
bosshaug 0
Hey op i'm norsk! Stavanger is the city, but I live in the states
freylero 5
I'm a northerner- close to Olderdalen...
nokillnobeepbeep 0
Poor Hammy http://snackspot.org.uk/images/tubehamster.jpg
ohbamitsnonen 0
How did the hamster get overweight anyways? LOL
freylero 5
Well... the tubes are quite thin so it wasn't hugely overweight but it was mainly just a lazy hamster..
dramakat11 0
That sucks! My bf was traumatized when he was little because his hamster got himself killed trying to squeeze out of the bars of the cage and he found dead stuck between the bars. Just thought I'd share.
freylero 5
Ahh shit I've traumatised my kid.
DollyDoll2 0
Buy him a new one then be like look he came back to life!
x_Leopard_x 1
Aww, poor hamster. :(
musiclife_fml 0
anyone notice this is a rare FML? I mean, rarely does the OP comment even ONCE, much less several times as is here. we should celebrate
toink 0
I bring the vodka, you bring the strippers. Vodka for everyone! :D
freylero 5
Erhhhh.... No strippers, but vodka? Yesssss. I'm joking before you all call me a bad parent... I'm Norwegian, alcohol is expensive there, so I get excited at the prospect of free vodka.
andrewms 0
You probably did, you sick bitch! but no, that would suck... At least you can tell your kid that if they don't watch their weight, they to will be killed by your hand/table top either that or a heart attack - and yes, purposely scarring your children is WHY you HAVE children... that or the pharmacy was closed... Either way: F your child's life!
h2icasis 0
hey my mom killed over 2/3 of my guina pigs hamsters any pets we had and we only make jokes of it and this happened when i was about 5 and I was only sad for about a day
mycleverusername 0
Glad to hear obesity isn't just plaguing America.