Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
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Top comments
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Uhh, what a dick.
revolution4ever 14
And parents wonder their kids have no respect for them...
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D3ATHZ3RO 15
Dick, do the same to him if he ever gets her a great present, for future reference hide it
olpally 33
Troll dad: level 1,000 daughters: 0 Make him buy his own Father's Day gift next month. What an ass.
ven980 10
So I'm not the only one who's dick father has done that to them! I just tell my mom early what I get her now so that my dad won't take the credit.
born_hustla 26
Whoa take it easy y'all. That's an opportunity to outsmart him, blackmail him! I'm sure there are a couple of things you guys always wanted.- even mom could join in! Have fun with the situation. Hua ha ha!
DJrEddyLeb 7
Dick move right there.. Show your mom the receipts!!;)
perdix 31
I'm sure your mom was surprised that you and your sister chipped in for a lap dance and some Mexican Viagra.
superfly9234 3
for fathers day get him a gift card and spend all the money till there is only a couple cents on it and then give it to him. maybe then he will realize wat he did was bullshit
EzRice 10
Damn, your dad sucks ass.
K410 18
Lol get him back at Father's Day :p
oNisao 21
Haha yeah. But even socks seems too good 4 him.
Wealthyparrot 9
Give him the bill for fathers day ;)
kbummm 8
That jerk is definitely not getting anything for Father's Day !