Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my mean, nasty, arrogant, bully of a sister is getting married for the second time. Meanwhile, I’ve always been kind, caring, considerate… and single as a damn Pringle. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
Your sister had a failed marriage already by 30. You're jealous? Try holding out for someone decent. Anyone can just go around marrying everyone who will give them the time of day. That's nothing to envy.
nygrzg25 1
your sis gives better head?
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Comments (86)
phatdaddy 0
Just tell them that YOU want to get it right the FIRST time.
dramakat11 0
That's so rude that people ask that. Ask about what's going on in someone's life currently but don't be like "Why aren't you this way? Why haven't you done this yet?...etc." It's essentially just an insult.
justmeagirl 0
so sorry. I'm the only single person anywhere in my family, and it's hell.
ganjaman_fml 0
Maybe your sister just marries to fast, second time and shes 30?
LejlaSr 0
To get married twice before you're 30 is sad! It seems American girls just wanna get married and is it real love or not doesn't matter, the ring is important! stupid!
kimko_fml 0
"Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her." - ok... and that's better than loving her enough to actually stay with her? (Unless she's in a country that allows multiple wives, but I'm guessing not. Apologies in advance if she's been bereaved...) But yeah, stop worrying about her love life and focus on finding someone for you - who will actually love you enough to stay married to you.
ShadeVII 0
I wouldn't feel bad. As others have mentioned, it's a compliment. If you were unwed for obvious visible reasons, no one would be stupid enough to ask why
ValPal5678 0
they don't love her enough to stay with her!
DareToDream7 0
Ross on Friends was married 3 times and he was only in his early 30's... Just saying. How he could get 3 women to marry him I will never know but I just thought I would point that out. And yesm I'm aware he is a fictional TV character but I'm sure there are many other men and women like him.
Chixken 6
Someone sounds jealous :)