Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, my mean, nasty, arrogant, bully of a sister is getting married for the second time. Meanwhile, I’ve always been kind, caring, considerate… and single as a damn Pringle. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Your sister had a failed marriage already by 30. You're jealous? Try holding out for someone decent. Anyone can just go around marrying everyone who will give them the time of day. That's nothing to envy.
nygrzg25 1
your sis gives better head?
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Comments (86)
eoswald 0
cuz you're ugly? fat? can't cook? don't give head? complain too much? aren't good at doing dishes? big nose? no boobs? flat ass? I don't know - I give up!
greenteapainter 0
Hello Joyful-not woman I've been there before when love seems reachable for everyone other than myself. This will sound cliche, but really you need to love yourself first. Challenge yourself by trying things you've always wanted to do but are insecure about. For everyone it's different but it could be- travel, apply for a new job, take some classes. This will build your confidence and give you a sense of accomplishment. Don't listen to all these ignorant, rude comments. Being single has nothing to do with your face, body or your cooking -all of that is fine and even irrelevant when it comes to love. But it can be how you perceive yourself that is limiting you. I know it will get better. Best wishes. Remember to ignore the haters.
letitbe56 0
To be fair, she was divorced before she was 30. No point in being married just for the sake of being married.
kukopia 0
Did you catch the bouquet? If not, you're off the hook. The correct answer is: "I've seen what rushing into marriage did for her first marraige, and I'm wise enough to learn from her mistakes." And if that doesn't 'settle it', then you add, "And my g/f says we're not ready to come out yet."
blastvortex 4
Erm, duh! Tell them that you haven't found Mr. Right yet, use your sister's sterling example as an excuse, etc. They have no right to harass you about it, so put them in their place.
iloveespresso 0
wow i would love it if my fiance cried while saying his vows. that would be so sweet. but i dont have a fiance. so yeah :D lol. good thing im only 15.
teiso_fml 0
I don't consider getting married twice to be an accomplishment. Unless she's a widow.
omghehehe 0
Amen!!!! Absolutely agree on everything! The questions never stop. After ur married, then its when r u going to have a child? Im sure after the child, they will ask when is the other kid coming?, etc... These r natural questions. Try not to worry and feel pressured. Live ur own unique life!! Don't get married to just get married. Life has so much to offer than the cookie cutter life everyone expects u to have. Wait for the right one! Divorce is a real bitch!!!!!! Ughh
JennaD 0
You talk too much.
Ninjaface 0
Tell them you're a polyandrist and haven't been able to find two guys willing to marry you at the same time. If that doesn't change the subject, nothing will.