Today, my sister called my Native American friend a bigot for saying he had no problem with the name "Cleveland Indians". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The Big Book of Baby Names
Today, I had to explain to my sister in law why it’s a terrible idea to name her baby Aryan just because she likes the way it sounds. We’re all African Americans, but she still doesn’t see the issue with it. FML
Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML
Stop pointing out my shortcomings
Today, I was accused of racism for mentioning that a Native American woman in my neighborhood is illiterate. She's a special needs adult waiting for an opening in a group home, I only mentioned she was illiterate because people couldn't figure it out and were upset that she couldn't read the notes they were leaving. FML
Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
**** that dude
Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML
Ironic
Today, I overheard my caucasian mother on the phone lamenting to a friend that her future grandchildren won’t “look American”. Any future grandchildren of hers would be half Lakota native. FML
I wanna be oppressed so bad
Today, I found my 30 year-old sister-in-law's TikTok. All she posts on it is indigenous issues and goes on rants about how hard life is for her and her ancestors. She's white, but claims to be Blackfoot and "white passing." FML
Let's not keep in touch
Today, I tried to reach out to an old friend. He answered the phone sounding half-asleep, then suddenly switched to an outrageously fake and racist Indian accent, and started yelling nonsense down the phone once I said my name. Guess that bridge is burned, then. FML
Insensitive
Today, I got written up by HR after my new coworker told them I had an ignorant, offensive caricature of Native American people decorating my desk. It was a framed photograph of an actual Native American tribe that belonged to my history buff grandfather. FML
Asshats are everywhere
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
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oj101 33
Political correctness seems to be the domain of the white person telling others what is and isn't offensive on behalf of the minority groups. Without their actual input.
kfchicken 31
people who gets offended on other people's behalf without knowing why are far more common then I'd like to admit
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the_bammit 5
Your sister sounds like she is on Tumblr
bartsj88 6
OP's sister sounds like she's retarded.
meegal 12
There's nothing wrong with the name Cleveland Indians just like there's nothing wrong with the Washington Redskins. People need to relax. They're too sensitive. It's a name calm down.
cootiequeen4444 11
I'm from DC. I love the Redskins. Hometeam pride and whatnot. But their name is racist af. There is no sugarcoating it. it's literally skin + the colour red = Native American. I wish Snyder would his head out of his ass and change the team's damned name.
almightypanda 1
Racism is the belief that a race is either superior or inferior. The name has nothing to do with whether or not they're better or worse than anyone else. It's not racist.
midnightyell 6
Reinforcing my observation that if you're offended by something on behalf of members of a group that you yourself don't belong to, you're likely an idiot. Especially if the members of that group themselves don't care.
DakotaAnn88 12
Don't worry. Happens to me all the time. lol If you aren't offended nowadays, you're a terrible person.
avp1985 2
Your sister sounds like the typical idiot.
TheAspieDork 27
I personally think that the name is bigoted, but I also think that it's fine if he's not bothered by it
PhoenixChick 26
I think you CAN be white and find something offensive that does not directly affect you. That's actually a good sign, it implies empathy and an ability to change things. But you CAN'T insist that people be offended by something you are offended by on their behalf.
EvilLittleMan 23
Keep it simple. Refer to the team as the Tribe.
AngryWNY 3
i wanted to say the Indians were named after a Cleveland baseball player who was Native American.
ickyjuice 8
Hahaha, thaaaat's awesome. If anything, commemorating the idiocy of Europeans thinking they were in India when they they showed up here is an affront to them, not native americans lmao.