Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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nonnieluv 9
Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch
boofgall 16
You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"
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Comments (121)
MetalOcelot 5
Assuming she's gonna be a bridesmaid, tell her to get one type of dress while you tell all the others what you actually want them to wear. Then after your sister gets her dress, tell her you changed your mind. Then punch her very hard in the middle of her face.
tonijulie 20
You shouldn't even have contact with her. What waste of a sister! I hope your wedding is perfect
BlueBug94 4
What a bitch.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Geez, you need a backbone. You're not doing yourself or your sister any favors by letting her back into your wedding and life so easily. She needs to learn a lesson before she ***** up some girl's life and gets knifed. If you care about your "sister" then you need to tell her she is not allowed at your wedding and should save her money for some therapy because she is not allowed back in your life until she gets some therapy, and that is only when she proves she has changed.
YeaSo3 14
Sis need her ass beat Again!....(me wishfully hoping you beat her ass the first time)
killer092 7
Smack that bitch in the face
aperfectxdeath 3
It takes two to tango. Her last fiancé was obviously just as much of a **** as her sister. He could have said no. Look at it this way, at least she found out he was a cheater before she married him. She might have caused some pain but she prevented a lot more in the long run. Not getting married vs getting divorced is like ripping a band-aid off vs ripping stitches out.
bleddyn13 1
Why is she still alive? Or at least why are you even talking to the bitch?!
Jasonf6 0
Like other commenters said, don't invite that *****, sister or not.
Persephone_bound 0
I would be thankful you learned hos true matute