Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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nonnieluv 9
Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch
boofgall 16
You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"
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Comments (121)
rainbowsforall 7
Well you certainly don't have to be nice to your sister, you can justifiably hold that grudge for as long as you live. On the other hand it might be good that she slept with him seeing as it proves he was not serious about your relationship and likely would hav cheated with another woman at some point during your marriage.
cthewhatever 9
Sis was being OP's wingman. . . making sure he was be faithful, or in this case, wasn't.
turtleballz 2
What a ****!
hennessy89 34
It's amazing that some families treat each other this way (by that I mean OP's sister disregarding OP's trust and love by sexing OPs fiance). OP I am truly sorry this happened to you, but until your sister makes some MAJOR amends for not only that, but this uncalled for comment, I would dump/disown her just as much as your cheating ex-fiance. FYL
HeartOfLead 24
IGeez, how come now a days siblings still want to share everything with you. OP, tell her to get her own because next time it will cost her. By the hour, I mean.
perdix 31
Let her test the new guy like she tested the first guy. Will he cheat on you with a smelly *****? First guy: FAILED, Second guy: ????
beyondbusyx3 3
Got to hand it to ya,you're a better person than me. Not too sure I'd every be able to talk to her.. Although it saved you from marrying that douche bag of a man! If he'll sleep with your sister there's no telling what he would have done. Think Tiger Woods:) lol
zach5tay 2
WOW! What a bitch!
drumrgonewild 2
Your sister is a moron and a bitch
pengin 13
That is seriously horrible and what a down-right pos, having the gaul to say she doesn't wanna waste /her/ money on your new wedding when she was the major part the original one ended?! You must be such an amazingly accepting and forgiving person. If I were you, I'd no doubt cut off all ties with her and definitely not let her come to my wedding.. what a ******* pos your sister is. :/
babivia10 0
Your sister deserves a smack for that