Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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Top comments
nonnieluv 9
Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch
boofgall 16
You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"
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Comments (121)
LuckyLynx7732 5
Why would you even be talking to your sister after she did something like that? She deserves an ass kicking, not a wedding invitation.
ArielTheMermaid 17
At least she didn't ruin the surprise of your boyfriend proposing.
grace12898 0
Yeah I think posting on the other 'at least she didn't sleep with him' would have gotten more attention
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I guess it's now possible to hate someone without knowing them. Your sister is my first victim.
rastafarhi 0
Disown your ***** sister.
totalnewbeeee 1
Did you mention that to her ... Because maybe she would keep her mouth shut and be thankful she has a sister willing to forgive her.
kumar1995 4
her money went worth it lol
SaturnV 25
People like your sister are the reason the word "****" was invented.
slimtastic 1
She did you a favor
merrielp 13
Haha. Got married today.
BloodFaerie 21
As much as I love my sister, you must be a saint because I would've slapped the shit out of my sister then punched her in the nose for good measure...