Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML
Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML
Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML
Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML
Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML
Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML
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Top comments
nonnieluv 9
Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch
boofgall 16
You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"
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Comments (121)
highfived 1
And she calls herself your sister
ryad69 0
No offense, but shes a back stabbing cum guzzling ****!
elliewantscake 8
What a bitch...
DanielleinDC 34
Gee, I'm sorry your snotbag sister wasted money on your last engagement. Maybe if she hadn't ****** your then-fiance, you would have gotten married (and ended up getting divorced when you found out that he cheats, but that's neither here nor there). So, sure, you'll be getting married "for real" if your sister doesn't boink your fiance this time.
madij98 3
What a sister, huh?
Somarinoa 2
...and you didn't hit her? You must have the willpower of a demigod.
rygorg 3
Amen
noisebox 1
Did you remind her that she was the cause?
AwesomeSkySky 1
What a bitch
simsgirlgem 25
And if my sisters I have two did that to me the next time I got a guy I refuse to invite them
theprincess79 2
Then say to her: "It will, if u stay the f***away from my fiancé". That should shut her up, and then just to make sure that nothing happens tell your fiancé that your sister is a horny b****, who will sleep with anything that has a dick.