Today, my seasonal allergies started. Most annoying thing by far this allergy season? I only get the urge to sneeze when I have food in my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML
Today, seasonal allergies are whooping my ass again. The last time this happened was… only two weeks ago. Even more unfortunately, today also marks the day I discovered that while hot tea does help soothe my poor, inflamed throat, if I drink too much of it without a break, I throw up. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, like many other days before, my allergies decided, "screw you, you're dealing with me year round, no allergy medicine will keep me away, and you're going to break out in sneezing fits at the worst possible moments, which includes while you're driving on the highway." Shocking that I haven't been in a wreck yet, but still… FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, I have a zit on the edge of my nostril, along with severe allergies. I can no longer tell if my tears are from pain or hay fever. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML
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bronxiecat777 14
How does that even happen?
stingray112 24
Then cover your mouth with a napkin
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Comments (38)
A07 48
Nature's way of putting you on a diet?
Saluton 18
Today, I saw FML re-designed. The new design totally sucks and there's even no option to switch back to the beautiful old one. FML
NehNehPwn 20
Could be oral allergy syndrome as well as the pollens. Is it specifically fruits that cause this? Because if so, that might be your problem. I have this issue with Birch fruits because of the pollen that is released onto the fruit. Hope this helps.
WarMachine68 24
When you feel like you need to sneeze, put your finger under your nostrils and the sensation will go away. I'm not sure if this applies to allergies, but... it's worth a shot
yerawizardlizzy 27
I thought that was just something done in cartoons. Does that actually work?
sempisaviour 17
lol. sucks for you
haiHowAreYa 23
Never heard this happen before, to be honest. How does that even happen? Anyways, you could just skip eating.
RockyQuote 5
Make a game out of it shoot a target with your food
OB1Kenobi 10
I hate allergies.. Good luck to ya
DashPlays 18
I believe you will master the art of the sneeze this allergy season.
igg125 30
Time to start snorting your food