Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
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Shadowvoid 33
Oh nose
devildog562 33
Scarred that kid from choir for life . Well played sir .
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Comments (53)
so_smooth 13
Quick call the priest!
giantsfan2010 23
I sometimes get random bloody noses too, usually it's because of a dry nose. My mom taught me a trick to keep moisturized. Get a qtip and dab it in olive oil and rub around your nose on the inside. Always works!
Tyrez 32
Lets just say that little girl was in the splash zone.
JayDay_123 18
Sorry OP. >_< A friend of mine has chronic nosebleeds, and from what I can tell, they don't seem to be very much fun. But hey, congrats on your role in the musical! Sounds exciting. I'm sure the rest of your performance went flawlessly. :)
qdawg06 23
Theatres tend to be really dry and I think they need to really start investing in humidifiers for them... Sorry OP but I'm sure you still rocked the stage!
Marielle_T 10
Well...I guessed it fits well with the Halloween spirit!?!? o.0
False_Stupidity 42
Oh nose, snot very good when that happens but you can't pick it. I hope the little girl was not too traumatised.
steftriv 18
Shit happens!
thefmlman2011 37
Bloody Hell
chosha_fml 27
Organise an encore performance for Halloween.