Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, I was told that school was cancelled for the rest of the year. School is/was my one place of escape, and the only distraction in my life. It's now not going to be an escape until September. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML
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Top comments
beararm 11
no wonder the whole world thinks America is full of idiots.
lemurman108 24
They were headed in One Direction... To failure.
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Comments (267)
Sphanz 17
Its akward for people say zayn when my name is zane. Feels akward every time. Sorry that you acually had to go through that OP
zt90894046 4
I feel your pain there man
emmina70 7
First World Problems.
Vintage_Cola 29
As a pacifist I am struggling with all my might to resist bashing those girls heads into the wall and throwing their remains into an incinerator.
Vintage_Cola 29
As a pacifist I am struggling with all my might to resist bashing those girls heads into the wall and throwing their remains into an incinerator.
Alchemist_21 26
Because he still has to be around these people on a daily basis.
Nathan23xx 18
I have been waiting all day to see a post about one direction just to laugh.
AllSoul 23
I'm waiting on a comment about PLL, but I think all the fans have given up.
mattiscg 22
i weep for humanity future......
exitium16 26
I wish I could see how one of these girls would react to a real dramatic event in their life.
ShadowlessSpear 21
They wouldnt. One Direction IS their life.
tdawg91 17
Grandma died..... Time for a funeral selfie!
DjeePee 25
The luck to live in a society where this is one's most traumatizing problem.
DoomedGemini 38
It's not the most traumatizing problem, it's just what gets teenagers to pay attention and flip. America might have it better off than a lot of places but this is far from the biggest issue
kikoma 32
All these FMLs about Zayn leaving 1D are making me sick... it's somewhat sad to hear that people consider it a tragedy. What would they do if one of them died? Or even worse, all of them?
lux_final_spark 18
I would be sad if girls committed suicide if that happened
skylermontaine 3
Actually, there's been 3 girls that have committed suicide. It's not something to joke about.
Zebediabolical 45
I personally won't miss anyone who'd commit suicide over something this trivial.
laden_swallow09 35
107- Truthfully, it seems like no great tragedy, does it?
ToxicTyrael 26
#120 Well it does for their parents who (hopefully) love them!
DoomedGemini 38
While the reason is pathetic I really doubt that it alone would cause suicide. I doubt their lives were happy if they went so far. Regardless, it's still lives that were ended. Regardless of the reason I find it sad
laden_swallow09 35
Again, 166, no great tragedy. There are plenty of other airheads to take their place in society. If THAT's what it takes to send them over the edge, it would only take something else just as trivial and feather-brained to do the same thing. You adapt or you die, plain and simple Darwinism. Obviously they couldn't adapt, and look what happened. Things like this don't happen in a vacuum. You honestly think someone who literally fills their room with a very particular interest doesn't have an unhealthy obsession? And where did they get all that stuff? Blow all their allowance? Ask Mummy and Daddy for it? Even if they didn't grab all the 1D merchandise they could find, there must've been other signs. Social media posts, listening to only their music and rejecting anything else… The warning signs were there, but no one pays attention, or is deluded into thinking that it would never happen. I should know. I've seen this firsthand, before. Didn't kill herself, but only because I'm the one who knocked the knife out of her hand, and she was coming after me for saying My Chemical Romance isn't the best thing that ever happened to the music industry.
cabub007 13
there should be a social experiment done here
TallMist 32
Why is #203 getting down voted? They do have a fair point.