Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
Today, my mom wants to save money on both heating and electricity. Put into practice, this means that the temperature in my room is about the same as that in our fridge. FML
Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML
Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property my parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze and the pipes burst, causing the whole kitchen ceiling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors and the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML
Today, I learned how to make my fridge colder. I felt that what it was set on felt a little warmer than normal, so I turned it down. Now everything in my fridge is frozen. FML
Today, during a storm-related power failure, I jerry-rigged an inverter from my car to supply the essentials. In doing so, I managed to blow up the fridge, smoke and all. The power came back on 5 minutes later. FML
Today, my mother called me "wasteful" because I left the refrigerator door open and that "electricity money doesn’t grow on trees." This is the same person who lets my little sister have her light on all night, because she’s scared of the dark. FML
Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML
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Top comments
KingCeltic77 18
It sounds like his brain is turned off.
alexh15 13
Rather shocking...
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Comments (75)
kcor1176 0
Idiot
nickolascronk 3
What a ****** moron.
leydia 10
If food spoils some bodies going to have to clean it up, otherwise the cost of a new refrigerator is going to have to come out of some bodies down payment.
Shade1982 21
"some bodies"? really?
NinjaAssasin720 0
Derp
NerdiMe3 0
Your roommate is an idiot.
walmartpaysme 15
Wow. All these comments blow.
klatt 8
Is she or he blonde?
nightwing2 3
That's a great idea! U can save a little $ on electricity and lose a lot of $ on food
soldiat_fml 17
Well, with that logic, you should remind them that they can save even more money by not buying food at all.