Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML
Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML
Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML
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Welshite 40
I draw the line at chocolate.
culito_fml 10
You need to throw her out
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Comments (246)
skyeyez9 25
Is it just me thinking this, or are most vegans extremely militant in their views, and impose their lifestyle unwillingly on everybody around them?
doodlecloud 27
It's not just you - it's the media that think that too. However, without going and making up statistics, I don't think it's true. A certain number do, sure - they believe there cause is one worth sharing and encouraging - but I think most just want to get on with their lives and respect others. That's definitely the case with vegetarians anyways. Vegans are a bit more extreme so the proportions may be slightly different.
EricJ 3
Most vegans don't impose their lifestyle on others. The person described in this FML is an exception.
saksxalmo 20
Vegans sound like religious people or feminists in that way... The ones who are more respectful of others' decisions never get any attention. :/
damn_homie 2
Make her pay you back!
carminecris89 13
She owes you a lot of money. You should throw away every item of food in the fridge that she has, and replace it with some type of meat. Stand up for yourself and do something about this.
ScarletBloom 14
Chocolates have nothing to do with animal cruelty. Why not create an arson at the funding companies premises?
doodlecloud 27
FYI, the thinking behind this is because they're made with milk and a lot of cows used for milk are kept in poor and cramped conditions where they become ill/sore/infected and can't see their calves. I won't try and say it happens in most milk factories or anything - I have no idea of the actual number - however, that is the reason.
ScarletBloom 14
Thanks for the info. I only know mars chocolate's affiliated company has something to do with animal experiments.
dwvork 6
Time to go medevial on her meaty ass
TheJashinist 8
No one should ever throw out ice cream. I don't care about chocolate though, it's disgusting.
SwaggCapone 11
To hell with the chocolate. better come up with some money for that prime rib. that shit is expensive
tuckerluna98 5
You can get vegan chocolate you know...
doodlecloud 27
But the chocolate that was thrown out wasn't...doesn't make it okay to throw it out but, in this instance, vegan chocolate would not have helped.
HungerGames95 13
The point is that the roommate shouldn't be forcing her views on others. If she doesn't want to eat vegan chocolate, she shouldn't have to.
Dreamer5393 21
I'm not a vegan but I tried vegan chocolate and it was actually better than most of the dairy chocolate so if she doesn't allow you to have any dairy chocolate you have that at least. There are a few exceptions but no matter what she shouldn't have thrown any of his stuff out.
Legendoflaw 4
As long as they bring prime rib, ice cream and chocolate; I'm sure OP would be fine with a few rug rats.
Life_sucks_13 6
Ah I'm sorry op. I'm vegetarian after watching those videos, mostly because they made me sick, but I wont ever force it on someone else. Time to get a new roommate.