Today, my roommate and I finally went to the DMV to transfer our vehicle ownership title to our names. On our way out, we joked that we were now responsible for any violations involving our car. We came back to a $35 parking ticket. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, after finding $50 on the sidewalk this morning and feeling like the luckiest person alive, I got a parking ticket for $60. FML
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Top comments
hanfan79 0
I'm confused.... why do you share a car with your roommate?
XxKeLs3yxX 0
stop complaining! it couldve been a lot more than just $35. This isn't really a FML
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Comments (84)
monkeyterumo 0
well that not that bad, if you guys split it evenly, next time just be careful where you park.
ThatsMyHerpesBoy 0
you mean fol : ( **** our lifes)
KurouTenshi 0
@43 This! ^^ it equals win. kthx. <3
camsham86 0
Wait, why are you sharing the car? This sounds like an episode of Judge Judy in the making. Did you purchase the car together? I'm so confused. Either way, your life isn't ******, you're just a moron.
containsnosoy 0
Never share a car with a room mate, you will learn this in a couple of months. (The hard way.)
Hiropon 0
I guess it's the irony of the story that hurts?
nazooer 11
Well #4, you submitted 5 FMLs in which you thought your life was ****** and none of them made it. So STFU.
natepyron 0
the memory will probably be worth the $17.50 a piece
brian4ho7 0
wow ydi
ralphyr 0
By "roommate" do you mean "Life partner"? are you a box eater?
katmandont 0
box eaters...LOL Brings new meaning to boxed lunch
PhillyFox 0
Your life isn't ****** over a $35 ticket, honey. Or maybe you just shouldn't have parked in an illegal spot.