Today, my remote control airplane arrived in the mail. I was super excited, so naturally I took it outside for its first flight. It now resides at the top of the tallest tree in sight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flew a toy airplane into my face. FML
Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
Today, my new drone got stuck on the neighbour's roof. I'd bought the drone to look at my roof because I don’t like going up on ladders. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML
Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML
Today, I managed to fell a tree perfectly. It landed exactly where it should. Today is also the day I managed to Whack-a-Mole in real life. FML
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML
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shrimp1234 4
Train a falcon and have it go get it.
baddawg365 0
To buy the falcon use the money you saved by switching to State Farm.
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Comments (135)
natsaysheyyy 16
Wow, I wish that was my biggest concern.
BlackButlerFan 20
YDI for owning a toy airplaine!
ReRage 13
Are you a relative of Charlie Brown?
brndnjtkn 15
Get another plane to rescue it!
Karlsmarx2 9
You do realize those things are meant to be used in parks with open fields so that doesn't happen