Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my stick figure drawing passed as homework during my doctoral level seminar. I'm paying over two thousand dollars for this course. FML
Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML
Today my college professor told me that I ask him too many questions. Apparently, my college tuition fee doesn't include learning. FML
Today, I bought my very first college textbook. I received a stack of hole-punched papers. My $195 "book" isn’t even bound together. FML
Today, I found out that I chose a wrong class and my 30-page paper worth 10 credit points that I wrote for that class is basically worthless now, and my graduation might be postponed another semester just because of that. FML
Today, my teacher made the class do Origami. As a disabled and very ham-fisted individual, I was the only one who struggled, while everyone else seemed to get it effortlessly. I started getting extremely upset as it just did not work, and the teacher would not understand just how impossible it is for me. FML
Today, in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies and books which feature characters who are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, and it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition for this. FML
Today, my professor handed me back a paper I spent hours hours working on. At the bottom in red it said "D" followed by, "That was a gift." FML
Today, I found out that I have to take a weekly workshop outside of class time all semester, and it's only offered on the day I have the most work hours. I barely make ends meet as it is, but the professor said to figure it out or fail. FML
Today, I drove to my college campus for my 8 a.m. class, parked, walked the mile and a half to my classroom, just to find out class had been cancelled. The prof didn't send an email because she couldn't remember her password. I paid $1200 to be taught by this woman, who has a doctorate. FML
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Saltime 0
Now you can make $40,000 paper airplanes.
Snaylor12 0
well if your engineer it might help
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Comments (154)
justbigbs 6
Yup yup, I had my share of professors who suppose to teach me computer programming, half of them can't teach sh***, they expect you to do all the work and know it all when they don't even go by the text books or any useful notes. Then in NY teachers union crying about layoffs, I wonder why?
alecvolkman 0
Ummm, college professors have nothing to do with the teachers union. Maybe, you should ask your high school for a refund.
wtfitsxash 3
maybe he's into teaching with alternative methods :p
yourbudtravis 0
he might just be having a bad day and didn't want to have to deal with much :/ I kind of feel bad for him more than you.
mea_iloveskiing 26
maybe OP's teacher is b.o.b. :)
chosha_fml 27
#117 Hardly relevant in the end. Whoever pays, this lecturer is wasting their money.
KLern 0
uhhh probably should have walked out of that lecture...
JesterMarcus 0
Is it really you paying for college, or is it mom and dad?
buff7 1
joke's on you...
iheartstupid 4
Proof that $40k + a year does not mean you're getting a quality education.
alecvolkman 0
Well... it is Texas.