Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
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MichellinMan 20
Tell him his mom should have had an abortion.
tylersign 11
Leave his class, so he is now a former teacher. That'll backfire on him.
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Comments (212)
cmars3 7
So wouldn't that be your teachers fault?
cmars3 7
Her past teachers faults that they taught her horribly
schpanki 11
Tomorrow you'll just hand in a casual report on how to divide by zero. Then who's dumb?
AverageIdiot 4
He put you in your place...bitch! Lol
every1luvsboners 11
He needs someone to relieve his sexual tension. You can work your way up to an easy "B" for a sloppy BJ.
Runninvegan 8
just no.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Did the old boners get deleted? His comment count is 3 and he actually has a profile this time...
JiggaJayZ 16
*reads profile* no.. It's boners
THE_A_TEEN 28
Boners finally came out of hiding and came back to fml? Comment, meh. But welcome back.
oakcliff214 4
He's my hero
birdfreak 24
wow. Anger issues much?
KayleighRenee 0
Oh lord. Tell me what college this is so I may avoid it
PopRocks14 0
Snape..?
SixtyNyan 0
No, Umbridge.
matthewbrazier 0
Damn that's harsh
TaylorMcGown 2
Lots of professors tend to act like this in colleges lol:P