Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
Today, I was told by my teacher that she had 'given up' teaching me because someone had told her I have a mental illness, and that I don't understand what she says. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML
Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
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MichellinMan 20
Tell him his mom should have had an abortion.
tylersign 11
Leave his class, so he is now a former teacher. That'll backfire on him.
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Comments (212)
Miscellaneous519 2
It's okay OP, I understand. I'm only a sophomore in college and I've already had run-ins with asshole professors. I think it's part of the gig; they think because they got a BA in some easy ass shit subject (like Classics or Philosophy) and managed to pull off getting a job (which, trust me, some college professors are as bad as high school teachers) makes them more intelligent.
blackfyre 2
I do believe that in order to teach in a college, or any higher education institution, you are required to have Ph.D and are required by contract to publish certain amount of books a year.
shrdlu 28
Depends on the college/university. The research universities generally require doctorates and a certain amount of publication. Community colleges might even consider a bachelor's sufficient for adjuncts.
wd_caro 6
I bet he's a liberal
tabarnak_fml 7
You should've said you were homeschooled
tommyc17 0
You should report him To the faculty president !!!!! Get him fired or make him write a formal apology
Carlie_McCartney 1
Well...at least you weren't homeschooled...right?
obviousboy 8
To all the people who think the teacher was an asshole, I'm sure the poster did something stupid to provoke this reaction. Stupid people do exist, and this poster is most likely one of them. May the down votes commence.
Salkadi 9
Was it a philosophy class?
GGimabeast 5
I read "Today, my professor Snape..."
howdmynosego 12
How did he become professor?
sleepRX 16
Many of my philosophy professors spoke like this. We, FML readers, are reading this out of context. If I were you,OP, I wouldn't take it personally or feel bad, but rather see this as an interesting idea and build on the conversation.