Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML
Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML
Today, my alarm went off, and in my half-asleep state, I grabbed my phone and snoozed it. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd actually snoozed my work email notification for the same amount of time, and my boss was emailing me every five minutes, asking where I was. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, during a virtual class, I thought I was muted and said, “I’m gonna fake a technical issue and take a nap.” The professor responded, “Let us know how the nap goes.” I never logged back in. FML
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML
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ShadoeAcurus 16
At least it was a good dream.
HighasaCloud 46
Hopefully you only missed a lecture and not an exam!
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Comments (76)
Siettadulce 21
Your dream conscience has awakened its inner laziness.
Fmlreadermostly 20
Or exhaustion. How can you assume it was lethargy?
blondeamazonian 18
And you have officially touched on one of my greatest paranoias. That sucks OP, no two ways about it.
PenguinBitch 44
You're having a false-awaking and are indeed still dreaming. In fact, all you users are dreaming too.
Retaheki 27
Shit bro... (mind blown)
llamarrama01 21
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GirlGamer12345 22
Why do people even put comments like this. If you're not going to put effort into s comment don't post it at all.
Ichiya 29
.?! ¿¡
pedinhuh 23
Dream on until your dream come true!!! ...I'm terribly sorry for that, I'll leave now.
jigglypuff34 16
That's almost as bad as the dream where you think you got up and peed...then you wake up and realize it was a dream and you have to get up and walk ALL the way to the bathroom.
kmccain 27
Usually with that dream I wake up to find I peed in bed.
Brandi_Faith 34
I hate that dream 18! And you're so so tired but know if you don't go to bathroom in the next few minutes you'll burst. Sometimes you can even fall asleep and dream it all over again. There's nothing worse then having to wake up to pee when you're absolutely exhausted.
Brandi_Faith 34
Another dream that sucks is when you dream you've gotten up brushed your teeth, washed your face, gotten dressed, eaten and are all ready to go to school or work only to wake up and find you're still in bed.
Retaheki 27
Or when you play a video game much better than normal only to find out that you still suck at playing.
1dvos_grl3 21
"when I woke me" haha
pedinhuh 23
You had a false awekening, I remember when I had about 15 of those in a row...when I finally had really aweken up I slapped myself in the face just to be sure
KingBobtheThird 16
Has nobody noticed he said "when I wake me"?
rocketgurl 15
When I woke *up