Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML
Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML
Today, my alarm went off, and in my half-asleep state, I grabbed my phone and snoozed it. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd actually snoozed my work email notification for the same amount of time, and my boss was emailing me every five minutes, asking where I was. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML
Today, I set my alarm to wake up early for work. It turns out I set it for PM instead of AM. I woke up to my boss calling me, asking if I was still alive. FML
Today, I woke up to the realization that I had slept through my alarm, missed a crucial work meeting, and dreamt that I was the CEO of a company that manufactured alarm clocks. I now fear that my subconscious is mocking me. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream. I dreamt that I got a promotion at work and doubled my income, the dream was so great that I tried so hard not to wake up. When I did wake up it was 10 o'clock, two hours late for work I noticed I had a voicemail from my boss. I was fired for being late. FML
Today, during a virtual class, I thought I was muted and said, “I’m gonna fake a technical issue and take a nap.” The professor responded, “Let us know how the nap goes.” I never logged back in. FML
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML
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ShadoeAcurus 16
At least it was a good dream.
HighasaCloud 46
Hopefully you only missed a lecture and not an exam!
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Comments (76)
Silk_Routes 14
professor numb Op dumb
wazzup206 7
Turns out not to be a dream the email just got deleted
emilyg2014 14
I was thinkin' bout her, thinkin bout me, thinking 'bout us, what we gon' be; opened my eyes, it was only just a dream.. Basically, you "gon' be" figuring out a way to explain that.
more4me 27
i find that usually when i start dreaming about work or going to work, it's time to get up or I overslept a little and I need to get up.
Dean__Winchester 16
A dream is a wish your heart makes, but doesn't mean the wish will come true.
Ieri 31
I had a similar dream before too, dreamed a friend sent me an e-mail, and when I checked it later it wasn't there.
kindboy10 8
hahaha a sweet dream ?.
llooslam 2
an excellent excuse, i will try it tomorrow, thanks man
larfen 8
How could you turn off your alarm if you're dreaming? Wouldn't the alarm still be on in real life?
foxy4353 10
Lmao I love the username. But don't worry your dream will come true... someday.