Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my very pregnant wife woke up in bed, grabbing her stomach and writhing in pain. Worried that the baby might be in distress, I asked her what was wrong. She gasped then let out what can only be described as a river of hot liquid shit all over herself and my legs. We both cried. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML
Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were changing our newborn son when he peed on her, making me lose it laughing. Less than five seconds later, as I picked him up to clean him off, he did a huge poop, all over my hands, arms, feet, and clothes. Instant Karma. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML
Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
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vrossie_ 15
Well, at least you made her laugh! Right?
slooby_fml 25
She's just preparing you for what a child will be like
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Comments (105)
sugarbear0727 19
Its okay. You're not the only one. I peed on my boyfriend when I was pregnant too. And my water broke in his bed too. Lol.
forevergreen13 9
that was sweet of u. mention its payback when the baby pees on her.
Lili_love 14
and that's why husbands shouldn't go near their wives when they are pregnant. Not to mention its just plain weird...
lexiana 11
I'm pregnant too, and this happens to me all the time; can't laugh, sneeze or even blow my nose without peeing a little. My hubby keeps trying to make me laugh though, he thinks it's hilarious. Wish he could try having my pregnant body, including "pregnancy brain" for a day or two! :P
rikaveliz 3
Not bad comfort her.
rogerover 19
Did you like it? Did she? You guys are wild and kinky!
terryaly 13
that was an alarm for the coming baby care life.
Mzpanda 6
As a pregnant woman it's how we show affection! But seriously, if she's super far along its hard to control hope you didn't freak out too bad.
Sinista_kittiz 4
I saw a rage comic exactly like this on reddit...
xbriluvsturtlesx 7
Awh. Well at least you were trying to comfort her. She must have been pretty embarrassed when that happened but just pretend it didn't happen. Congratulations on your Baby :)